Online thrift shops aren't immune...

So today I spent some time perusing Goodwill's online thrift shop.  And I got a three-fer.  The guy doing the sorting and posting musta been smokin' crack...

First on today's sale block:

Whoa, Nelly!  It's...an...entire...collection...of...CLOWNS!  "Hey, Fred, let's buy a whole box of clowns for little Billy Bob!"  "Yeah, yeah, he loves clowns!!"  Never mind that he screams and pees himself whenever he sees one... Yeah!  Put one in every room of the house, so he can never get away!! Why not just label it "Great Big Box of Trauma and Nightmares"?

Remember the clown in Poltergeist?  'Nuff said.

Second, for your bidding pleasure we have:

Yep, it's an ASS-STUFFED BEAR!  Ever wonder how Pooh got stuffed with fluff?  And look at the accompanying pic.  No wonder the poor thing can't sit quite straight.

And finally, our last item for the day:
(Look at the next to last one)

Erm.  10 lbs eh?  Hope that also includes a jug of disinfectant and a bottle of antibiotics.

Okay, well...
Now I think I need to go wash my hands.
And bleach my eyes.

xoxo
Kerri